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by Xapprentice
Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:38 am
Forum: Self-Suck Forum
Topic: Everyones size
Replies: 61
Views: 82996

I am 3'3 and have a 53 inch cock and I need a wheelbarrow to get around town. I have been able to blow myself since I was an infant and can suck myself off while in another room. Its great at parties. Growing up near Chernobyl paid off.
by Xapprentice
Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:30 am
Forum: Self-Suck Forum
Topic: Is there a supplement for flexibility?
Replies: 12
Views: 14241

Have you tried exercise? Diet is important too. Sugar, fried foods, white bread or refined white flour products should be eliminated as much as possible. Exercise! Blech! Haha, jogging or biking tends to tighten up my muscles to much for the needed flexibility. Since im skinny anyway, i just do yog...
by Xapprentice
Tue Jul 19, 2005 11:23 am
Forum: Self-Suck Forum
Topic: Is there a supplement for flexibility?
Replies: 12
Views: 14241

at this point the only thing that's keeping me from fully realizing my goal is my waistline.
Me too, I mean I'm fairly thin but yet I still retain this little pouch around the middle that keeps getting in the way, I dont know how to get rid of the damn thing! :shock: :roll: Know any techniques?
by Xapprentice
Sun Jul 17, 2005 2:37 pm
Forum: Self-Suck Forum
Topic: Is there a supplement for flexibility?
Replies: 12
Views: 14241

Is there a supplement for flexibility?

In the journey to suck my knob, I was wondering if there are any herbal and/or nutritional supplements to improve flexibility? I do the yoga and take my vitamins but was wondering if there was something else that I could take to help me to the next level. :?: Thankie :)
by Xapprentice
Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:53 am
Forum: Men's sex-stuff forum
Topic: dick dots
Replies: 6
Views: 13565

well if you are really free of any stds, then might it be a rash? Over the counter creams can fix that and make sure you always wash down there regularly. Or maybe you squeeze it too hard and burst little blood vessels? If thats the case, this is usually harmless, just take it easy for awhile. I don...
by Xapprentice
Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:43 am
Forum: Self-Suck Forum
Topic: Do you ever have mixed thoughts about it?
Replies: 19
Views: 26752

Well, I guess I'm in the minority. I get monster guilt right after a session. Like WTF am I doing, like why am I dedicating all this time to trying to suck myself when I should be doing something else, like finding a friggin job, or sweeping the porch, etc. I usually end up trying to make up for my ...
by Xapprentice
Sun Jun 26, 2005 12:38 am
Forum: Self-Suck Forum
Topic: Autocunnilingus YAhoo group gone?
Replies: 2
Views: 5515

What? I saw an article today saying they shut down the chatrooms too. I never used the chatrooms but apparently some kid got fondled by chester the molester now we all have to pay. Give me a break. Refer to my earlier grips about too many people on the internet (or anywhere) ruin everything. It used...
by Xapprentice
Sat Jun 25, 2005 1:32 pm
Forum: Self-Suck Forum
Topic: Autocunnilingus YAhoo group gone?
Replies: 2
Views: 5515

Autocunnilingus YAhoo group gone?

What happened to this group? is my computer fritzing out? This had to been recent and nobody told me! sniff :cry:

Sorry to post this here but I know some posters here post there too :D
by Xapprentice
Mon Jun 06, 2005 11:06 pm
Forum: Self-Fuck Forum
Topic: more of me fucking myself
Replies: 4
Views: 9261

A shaved ass is a plus for hairy asses, thus little hair guys have an asset! I myself feel the difference when I get my ass shaved (specially the asswhole/anus area). I agree. I shaved as you described a couple weeks ago. Although I'm not really hairy I think it helps to turn me on as I use a mirro...
by Xapprentice
Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:17 pm
Forum: Self-Fuck Forum
Topic: Hermaphrodites - A true self-fuck?
Replies: 15
Views: 47105

Hey Freudiger nice find! I wonder if theres any more like that out there? Pics like that definately sum up my little fantasy hehe.
by Xapprentice
Wed May 04, 2005 11:53 pm
Forum: Men's sex-stuff forum
Topic: Ball Fucking?
Replies: 6
Views: 16034

Ugh! No thanks, doesn't take much to make my nuts hurt...even a light breeze.
by Xapprentice
Wed May 04, 2005 2:31 am
Forum: Self-Suck Forum
Topic: Any straight Bodybuilders out there who can self-suck?
Replies: 4
Views: 7734

Can you do push ups with just your cock? :shock:
by Xapprentice
Wed May 04, 2005 12:02 am
Forum: Self-Suck Forum
Topic: I guess Yahoo isn't a fan of SS
Replies: 4
Views: 9097

Get used to more of this treatment as the internet grows :roll: 1. More people = more chance somebody will be 'offended' 2. Less Privacy (Its wonderful that the webmaster at XYZ website can see that you just visited Solosuck.com) 3. Adult groups get push farther and farther 'out there'... Before lon...
by Xapprentice
Tue May 03, 2005 11:46 pm
Forum: Self-Fuck Forum
Topic: Self Fucking and Penissize
Replies: 4
Views: 9177

YOUR COCK IS SHRINKING! RUN! RUN! :shock: :lol: Also, I've been masturbating all my life and I've got the hairiest palms and I'm nearly blind with coke-bottle glasses! All the old wives tales are true! :shock: Actually I think you are just feeling guilty about sf and ss. I have gotten over much of t...
by Xapprentice
Tue May 03, 2005 1:51 am
Forum: Self-Fuck Forum
Topic: Self Fucking and Penissize
Replies: 4
Views: 9177

Wow I used to be 15 inches long now I use tweezers to sf. You might be on to something :lol: