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Okay, for $39.99CAN this is a pretty sweet deal. Its basically an oral sex toy that's less than half the price of a Fleshlight. It is smaller in size, but tighter in grip and therefore in my opinion not as realistic as a Fleshlight. However I feel I got my money's worth as I did not have a Fleshlight at the time (I now have three!) and also sometimes I want a fast cum and not realism.

This toy should not be taken lightly. If you're the type of guy that can get hard fast and are looking for a fast orgasm, this will do it. You can see in the pictures the shaft hole is extremely ribbed and there are pearls in two opposing tubes that will give you texture bumps when you're holding onto the toy. The oral orifice is very tight and the entrance is very small, so you have to be really hard to get in there.

I'll say without hesitation that this is an economy based toy that physically performs the job of many toys three times the price. Even having all the toys that I do, this one still gets regular use. I have actually cut out the horrible mouth of one of my blow up dolls to put this toy in the doll's mouth cavity, because the existing mouth was Fail.

These are large hi-res pics. Click the pic for a close-up larger view!

So that's my first review... any thoughts?
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So this toy has seen better days. Its well over four years old now... I decided to take a knife to it and do some experiments. For instance, I cut the ending tube part of it into a couple pieces to make some interesting cock/ball rings. Turned out kinda neat.. (pics soon). The remaining mouth part, is only about 5 inches long now, and is being used as a suction type sucking cap that gets inserted into the vacuum hose port hole on the side of my ShopVac. Works well. Just a little loud. You figure my ShopVac is 1.5 horsepower where as a regular house vacuum cleaner is maybe 0.25hp. Its easilly twice the volume and pitch. In any case, got some pics, but battery died before I could score a a video. Will try again tomorrow.

Reduce, reuse, recycle - it's green masturbation!

The vac sounds fun, but I know the noise would drive me crazy - I have a hard time using them to clean the floor.

Al

Well, I need to find a new video editor. The one I have can't seem to do .3gp which is what my blackberry records in. I have a great vid of the vacsuck in action, but its about 70mb right now... I'll keep trying... but I promise nothing...