There was a young man from Nantucket, whose dick was so
long he could suck it...
You may have seen that ditty scrawled on a men's room wall.
But.., believe me, you haven't seen a young man--or a video-- like this.
It's Triple X, Four-Star, Perfect-Ten hot! The solo
star, Al Eingang, is lean, pale and cute--with a huge, big-headed dick.
Add to that a spectacularly perverse sensuality, and the spine of a contortionist.
This is the story of a boy and his dick. No frills, no pretentions.
The video looks almost homemade, shot in a loft with a funky sheet hanging
as a backdrop. Forget high-tech, forget makeup and hairdo credits.
Sex is what you get here; intimate, real, down-and-slurpy sex.
Maybe you've been impressed by guys who can touch the tip of their
tongue to the top of their dick? We enter another dimension here.
Young Al gives himself an old-fashioned, head-bobbing blow job.
Standing, he bends at the waist and sucks, eats, and chews his swollen
dick. He pinches the tit beneath his torn, slept in T-shirt, then
straightens up and shoots right at the camera.
How, I thought, can he top that?
Easy! In the second segment he fucks himself with his own
dick! He lies back on some pillows, lubes his asshole, pokes his
dickhead past his greasy sphincter, and moves the length of his cock in
and out of his gripping hole. Then he sticks a big black dildo
up his ass alongside his own dick! He jerks off fucking himself
with the dildo.
Next, lying on his back, he throws his legs over his head and dangles
his cock over his face. It's soft at first; he sucks it hard, taking
it almost to the root. He pulls his off his dick, and licks his
own balls, washing his tongue over each fat nut. Then he begins
to fuck his mouth, fucking down, his ass and balls above his face.
He builds up steam till he's fucking hard. A faint moan and gasp,
and he's cumming. His dick jerks and he's shooting all over his face and
into his mouth.
In the final scene, he's on his back. His head is propped
on a pillow as he flips his knees behind his ears; his meal-sized dick
is aimed straight at his face. He brings it to his lips. He
licks his hard wet cock, wipes it all over his face, touches the piss
slit to his forehead. We can see the dark crack of his hairy asshole
less than a foot in front of his face, can almost taste the goose bumps
on his fat, shaved balls. He licks his juicy cockhead, sucks it
in, eats himself. He pulls his asshole closer to his face, and licks
his balls. Glassy-eyed, he stares at the risen, glistening, firm
pole of flesh in front of him, worshipping his god. It's an astonishing
act of self-love. To hell with cathedrals and madrigals; this
Building to a climax, he strokes his dick rock-hard, then face-fucks
himself till he explodes, spraying cum on his cheeks, spattering his nostrils.
Silence. His eyes are closed. He takes a few moments
to recover his breath, then eases himself up, out of camera frame.
A quick, blurred shot shows him in silhouette, with collar up, going out
I have no more superlatives to add. And I have no connections
to this video. This is just one man's opinion, but here's my advice.
Take your allowance; take the rent fund; take the money for Mama's operation--
and send for this video. Now! You owe it to yourself.
Michael E. O'Conner
"Six years ago, after one viewing of this auto-fellatio, self-penetration
video, my sexual relationship with myself radically changed. At
forty, I was exploring my body as frontier. I developed new ceremonies
of self-loving. Hundreds of men who have taken advanced sex seminars
from me after I saw this astonishing video have been asked to prepare
by learning to stretch into the Plow yoga position. Thank you, Al
Eingang. This video goes way beyond what most of us
think is erotically possible.
That nameless man from Christopher Rage's Master Hyde, the
one who could suck more of his own dick than anyone else in videoland,
is back. This time he's the sole subject of There Was A Young
Man From Nantucket, and for about an hour he demonstrates his extraordinary
Clearly, he made this video portrait of himself; just him and the
camera and, ultimately, you, the relentless viewer. Only one other
auto-fellatio exhibitionist has tread on this ground before, the legendary
David Lust-- long since retired. The catalogue of David's work is
impressive, hours upon hours of the California blond slurping on his long
dick. In the case of the "young man from Nantucket" there
is only the brief appearance in Christopher Rage's video and this exclusive
portrait. Simply put, no one does it better.
The videography is good, amateur but certainly acceptable.
Actually it stands up to a number of allegedly professional commercial
releases. There is an interesting soundtrack mixed with ambient
background noise and...something else. The action is first-rate,
the guy can suck his own dick and can do it in a number of positions.
This is specialized fare, to be sure, and that's what independent video
is all about.
Though technically an amateur tape and practically impossible to
find, this remains for me one of the most haunting pieces of video I've
seen to date. It's ironic that most people don't like solo tapes
all that much, even though most of the time they spend watching videos,
they're whacking off solo. I have to agree that solo scenes are
usually, at best, appetizers for "real" sex, or poor excuses
for getting a straight performer out of his clothes. The problem
with most solo scenes is that the performers tend to milk their penises
while staring off into space, rather than commit a real act of passion
with their own bodies.
This is a video that arrived in the office of The Advocate
a few days after I took the job of adult-video reviewer, back in June
of 1988. It set the pace then for how I look at solo material now.
Al Eingang is a somewhat plain looking guy in what I'd guess to be his
mid 20s. His one claim to fame is that he can take more of his own
dick down his throat than most guys can take of someone else's.
In addition to owning one of the thickest, veiniest, chewiest dicks in
gay video and having the talented spine and mouth necessary to perform
the feats of derring-do that he does in the way of auto-fellatio, he can
also with seemingly great ease slip that dick up his own butt to keep
a lonely dildo company.
Al is a living tribute to every night any of us have ever spent
up late, horny, and bored, with ourselves. Al re-invents the obvious
solution to the dilemma. About every 60 seconds in the video, he
comes up with a new way to masturbate, culminating each time with blowing
a big load onto his own outstretched tongue. He erases every excuse
you ever had for thinking there is only one way to get yourself off.
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