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there was was a young lad named rick
who learned how to suck his own dick
he was thrilled with the pleasure,
and on weekends for leisure,
would deep throat until he was sick

;)

Ha! That's hilarious. How about it, guys - anyone else have any limericks about our favorite sports?

There is, of course, the one I took the name of my first video from:

There was an young man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it."

Which has it's own Wikipedia page! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_once ... _Nantucket

Any solofuck or cum-eating limericks, guys?

glad you liked it Al!

as nobody else has responded, here's a solofuck one i just wrote:

while attempting to make himself cum,
a man pushed his cock up his bum,
sensations were great,
like when fucking his mate;
it was so good, he slipped in his thumb.


...maybe not as good as the first one. lol

I don't do limericks. How about haiku? (For those of you who don't know, Haiku are very short Japanese poems consisting of 17 syllables, in three phrases of 5, then 7 then 5 again.)

I like sucking cock
I do not like sucking men
My own cock I suck

Blowjobs are the best
Not always someone around
So do it yourself

we few are gifted,
self pleasure from our own mouths;
the goal of all men

Ok, here's my limerick!

I used to felate to my pleasure
but the distance has grown to a measure
Self-sucking I miss
but self-fucking's still bliss
so I fuck myself at my own leisure

There once was a man named Horatio
who gave lessons in autofellatio
he said, it's no trouble
to bend yourself double
so long as you've got the right ratio

Those are pretty good, we should publish a book